Father

A mythical creature said to be on a very long quest to get the ultimate treasure milk

Son: father I like anime women

Father: well son we just actually ran out of milk I’m gonna go get some at the store

A mythical being often said the be the male half/ sperm doner of a childs parental party. Very few have ever been seen

Hey where’s my father?
He went for milk 16 years ago.

by Levinrhoads November 27, 2019

That person that was never in ur life

😭

Oh father, I wish you were here

by DatMemeDude February 6, 2018

My father is one big motherfucker.
My mum's a father fucker.
My fucker fucked a dad and a mom yesterday.
I am a fucker.

fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a man in relation to his natural child or children.
2. The man who raises you as his own feeding and teaching you.

Just because you impregnated my mother doesn't mean you are my father.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

My father is a motherfucker, that's how I was born.

by Fauxnym February 13, 2022